Time to practice the skills presented in the Basics section.

For this practice exercise you will:

• Record your voice with sound effects. (* see note below!!!)
• Extract a music track from a royalty free CD.
• Save each file as a .wav file format.
  (Name each file with your last name and the word voice for the voice file, and music for the music file. example: DavisVoice, DavisMusic )
• Submit these files for evaluation in the Multimedia folder on the Student Shares drive.

* Now, let's have a little fun with this practice exercise. Below you will find over 20 one line jokes. Select 10 of the jokes, and create a recording of you telling the jokes with appropriate sound effects added.

• What do you call the man who fires all the rockets?
  Sir Launchalot

• Why did the burglar take a bath?
  Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

• What do you call a smart duck?
  A wise quacker.

• What do they call small black cats in Florida?
  Kittens

• What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
  Chicken of the sea

• What's the hardest thing about riding a bicycle?
  The asphalt.

• Ten cats sat on a fence. One jumped off. How many were left?
  None. The others were copycats.

• What was the highest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
  Mt. Everest.

• What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
  A horse is going barefoot.

• What are two things you cannot eat for breakfast?
  Lunch and dinner.

• On what side of a school does an elm tree grow?
  On the outside.

• What is it that you throw away the outside, cook the inside, then eat the outside, ad throw away the inside?
  An ear of corn.

• What animal needs oiling?
  A mouse, because it squeaks.

• Why did the soldier salute the refrigerator?
  Because it was General Electric.

• Why did the pig dress like a clown?
  Because the farmer said he would make a good ham.

• Why did the turtle cross the street?
  Because she wanted to get to the Shell station.

• Why did the little boy spray his clock?
  Because it was full of ticks.

• Why don't we pay our taxes with a smile?
  Because we have to pay them with money.

• Why didn't George Washington lie?
  Because he stood up most of the time.

• Why did the woman stand next to the vault in the bank?
  Because she wanted to be on the safe side.

• Why did the fly fly?
  Because the spider spied her.

• Why is a robber the strongest man in the world?
  Because he holds up a bank.